There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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