And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
you made out with another girl for some wings
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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