We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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