Umm I'm too high to move.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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