butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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