When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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