Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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