friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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