The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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