I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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