it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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