you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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