Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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