I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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