She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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