so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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