the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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