So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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