Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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