This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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