Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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