We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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