I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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