i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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