Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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