can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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