Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Randomize