So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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