Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Randomize
