i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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