I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Never let your siblings swipe right.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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