On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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