I've blown a few things in my day
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
My feet surprised me
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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