Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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