and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Randomize
