I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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