please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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