just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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