Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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