So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
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