she kept yelling 'call me bella'
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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