can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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