You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
