I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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