Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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