I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Randomize
