There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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