I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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