Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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