i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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