Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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